Truth ; Some Thoughts

(a collection of aphorisms– and aphorisnt’s)

  • TRUTH CAN BE WORN OUT FROM OVER USE
  • I ONLY USE TRUTH ON RARE OCCASIONS.  I DON’T WANT TO FRIGHTEN IT.
  • IT WOULD TAKE A CROWBAR TO PRY THE TRUTH FROM HIS MOUTH
  • LAWYERS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO TELL THE TRUTH.  BUT ONLY WHEN IT WOULD HELP THEIR CASE
  • HE USES TRUTH  ONLY TO SHOCK HIS AUDIENCE
  • HE HAS BEEN KNOWN TO TELL THE TRUTH, BUT ONLY AS A LAST RESORT
  • TRUTH IS A DELICATE FLOWER, EASILY CRUSHED
  • YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT HAS JUST TOLD THE TRUTH. I WANT THAT STRICKEN FROM THE RECORD
  • HE PLAYS WITH TRUTH, LIKE A CAT WITH A MOUSE
  • I CAME HERE, INTENDING TO TELL THE TRUTH.  BUT I’VE CHANGED MY MIND
  • TRUTH IS THE BUTCHERS THUMB ON THE SCALES OF JUSTICE
  • YOUR HONOR, I REQUEST A RECESS. MY CLIENT HAS JUST TOLD THE TRUTH.  I NEED TO TALK SOME SENSE INTO HIM.
  • I HAVE  THE GREATEST  RESPECT FOR THE TRUTH. I ONLY USE IT ON RARE OCCASIONS
  • THE WITNESS EXPLAINED THAT HE COULD NOT SAY MORE, UNLESS PAID EXTRA
  • THAT ENVELOPE OF CASH HAS NOT INFLUENCED MY TESTIMONY WHAT SO EVER.
  • THE TRUTH CAN BE STRETCHED TO COVER ALL OCCASIONS
  • TRUTH CAN BE HABIT FORMING, IF NOT STOPPED IN ITS TRACKS
  • HE WOULD NOT TELL THE TRUTH, EVEN IF THEY WERE PUTTING A BLINDFOLD OVER HIS EYES
  • LIKE ANY OTHER COMMODITY, TRUTH CAN BE BOUGHT AND SOLD ON THE OPEN MARKET
  • WHEN YOUR LAWYER ASKS YOU TO  TELL THE TRUTH, GET ANOTHER LAWYER
  • THERE ARE AS MANY VARIETIES OF TRUTH AS THERE VARIETIES OF SNOWFLAKES
  • MY TRUTH IS TRUTHIER THAN YOUR TRUTH

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