(a collection of aphorisms– and aphorisnt’s)
- TRUTH CAN BE WORN OUT FROM OVER USE
- I ONLY USE TRUTH ON RARE OCCASIONS. I DON’T WANT TO FRIGHTEN IT.
- IT WOULD TAKE A CROWBAR TO PRY THE TRUTH FROM HIS MOUTH
- LAWYERS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO TELL THE TRUTH. BUT ONLY WHEN IT WOULD HELP THEIR CASE
- HE USES TRUTH ONLY TO SHOCK HIS AUDIENCE
- HE HAS BEEN KNOWN TO TELL THE TRUTH, BUT ONLY AS A LAST RESORT
- TRUTH IS A DELICATE FLOWER, EASILY CRUSHED
- YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT HAS JUST TOLD THE TRUTH. I WANT THAT STRICKEN FROM THE RECORD
- HE PLAYS WITH TRUTH, LIKE A CAT WITH A MOUSE
- I CAME HERE, INTENDING TO TELL THE TRUTH. BUT I’VE CHANGED MY MIND
- TRUTH IS THE BUTCHERS THUMB ON THE SCALES OF JUSTICE
- YOUR HONOR, I REQUEST A RECESS. MY CLIENT HAS JUST TOLD THE TRUTH. I NEED TO TALK SOME SENSE INTO HIM.
- I HAVE THE GREATEST RESPECT FOR THE TRUTH. I ONLY USE IT ON RARE OCCASIONS
- THE WITNESS EXPLAINED THAT HE COULD NOT SAY MORE, UNLESS PAID EXTRA
- THAT ENVELOPE OF CASH HAS NOT INFLUENCED MY TESTIMONY WHAT SO EVER.
- THE TRUTH CAN BE STRETCHED TO COVER ALL OCCASIONS
- TRUTH CAN BE HABIT FORMING, IF NOT STOPPED IN ITS TRACKS
- HE WOULD NOT TELL THE TRUTH, EVEN IF THEY WERE PUTTING A BLINDFOLD OVER HIS EYES
- LIKE ANY OTHER COMMODITY, TRUTH CAN BE BOUGHT AND SOLD ON THE OPEN MARKET
- WHEN YOUR LAWYER ASKS YOU TO TELL THE TRUTH, GET ANOTHER LAWYER
- THERE ARE AS MANY VARIETIES OF TRUTH AS THERE VARIETIES OF SNOWFLAKES
- MY TRUTH IS TRUTHIER THAN YOUR TRUTH