Truth ; Some Thoughts

(a collection of aphorisms– and aphorisnt’s)

TRUTH CAN BE WORN OUT FROM OVER USE

I ONLY USE TRUTH ON RARE OCCASIONS.  I DON’T WANT TO FRIGHTEN IT.

IT WOULD TAKE A CROWBAR TO PRY THE TRUTH FROM HIS MOUTH

LAWYERS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO TELL THE TRUTH.  BUT ONLY WHEN IT WOULD HELP THEIR CASE

HE USES TRUTH  ONLY TO SHOCK HIS AUDIENCE

HE HAS BEEN KNOWN TO TELL THE TRUTH, BUT ONLY AS A LAST RESORT

TRUTH IS A DELICATE FLOWER, EASILY CRUSHED

YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT HAS JUST TOLD THE TRUTH. I WANT THAT STRICKEN FROM THE RECORD

HE PLAYS WITH TRUTH, LIKE A CAT WITH A MOUSE

I CAME HERE, INTENDING TO TELL THE TRUTH.  BUT I’VE CHANGED MY MIND

TRUTH IS THE BUTCHERS THUMB ON THE SCALES OF JUSTICE

YOUR HONOR, I REQUEST A RECESS. MY CLIENT HAS JUST TOLD THE TRUTH.  I NEED TO TALK SOME SENSE INTO HIM.

I HAVE  THE GREATEST  RESPECT FOR THE TRUTH. I ONLY USE IT ON RARE OCCASIONS

THE WITNESS EXPLAINED THAT HE COULD NOT SAY MORE, UNLESS PAID EXTRA

THAT ENVELOPE OF CASH HAS NOT INFLUENCED MY TESTIMONY WHAT SO EVER.

THE TRUTH CAN BE STRETCHED TO COVER ALL OCCASIONS

TRUTH CAN BE HABIT FORMING, IF NOT STOPPED IN ITS TRACKS

HE WOULD NOT TELL THE TRUTH, EVEN IF THEY WERE PUTTING A BLINDFOLD OVER HIS EYES

LIKE ANY OTHER COMMODITY, TRUTH CAN BE BOUGHT AND SOLD ON THE OPEN MARKET

WHEN YOUR LAWYER ASKS YOU TO  TELL THE TRUTH, GET ANOTHER LAWYER

THERE ARE AS MANY VARIETIES OF TRUTH AS THERE VARIETIES OF SNOWFLAKES

MY TRUTH IS TRUTHIER THAN YOUR TRUTH

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