The small sign read: C.T. CHANG. Potions, Nostrums, and Pills.
A simply gorgeous women pushed open the door. The lights came on. She saw a little Chinese man, dressed in red silk robes.
“Oh, Mr. Chang. I’m glad you’re here.”
“Chang glad too, when beautiful woman come in. How can help?”
“Mr. Chang, My name is Dolores. I have an unusual story to tell.”
“All tales unusual. Maybe yours not so unusual. What problem?”
“Mr. Chang: I’m a Nymphomaniac. I mean really, I can’t get enough.”
”Nymphomaniac popular. Make love and money, all same time. Why come to Chang?”
“Well I’m too popular. I could have men lined up around the block, If I wanted. But that’s not what I really want. I’m really quite domestic. I would like a little house, with a white picket fence, and a garden, that I could putter around in.”
”Sounds like big problem. You have credit card?”
“Yes. I also like to cook and sew. And I think I would like to have a couple of kids.”
“Kids put big damper on life of nymphomaniac. Must make choice, one way, or another.”
“I know, but I’m a clinical nymphomaniac. It will never go away. Besides, I just love it.”
“Yes. Is most unusual story. What can Chang do to fix?”
“I was hoping, that you could make me a couple of men. Good looking, and very sexual that would satisfy all my needs.”
“Two men, very expensive. Cost double, food, clothes, insurance. Chang suggest one man, extra sexy. Ready to go all time, never get tired. Chang throw in St. Bernard dog, free of charge. Make extra fun in evening. Pick up in one week.”
“Oh, thank you, Mr. Chang. Maybe I can give you a little extra something right now?”
“No. Chang, old man. Would send to ER. Chang have young handsome, nephew, also name Chang, coming for weekend. Maybe you make happy. He have also beautiful girl friend, Miss Chow. Very friendly.”
“Mr. Chang. Of Course they can come. Just have them give me call.”
A tall, handsome Dr. Chang, said: What do you think honey? A weekend with a real live nymphomaniac. We’ll go to a nice hotel, and get out brains screwed out.”
“Oh, Mr. Chang’s Nephew, that’s a gift that keeps on giving. I can hardly wait,” said the beautiful Miss Chow.