Crazy Columbo

This is a proposed script for the show. The female protagonist would have been played by the beautiful Ann Margret. It’s written in a condensed form for easy reading. Enjoy.

Al’s Porn Star

AL “Why don’t you come home with me?”

TERI “That wouldn’t be right, sir, going home with a strange man all all alone.”

AL “I’m not strange, I’m Al Bundy. Call me Al.”